Don't Laugh

Kyle: my underwear is my poo-poo's home.



Christina: but the toilet is supposed to be your poo-poo's home.



Kyle: no, the toilet is our old pet fish's home... Remember?



Ian: (thinking to self) don't laugh... don't laugh... don't laugh...

Gold Mine

The pacifier fairy came to the house today during kyle's nap and traded him a toy for one of his pacifiers. Tonight he put all of his pacifiers under his pillow. Hahaha, that kid didn't realize he's been sitting on a gold mine. Christina is so clever.

Science Lesson Needed

Kyle: This street has a lot of cracks in it. I think it is about to hatch.

Cross-Eyed

Me: Watch your head

Kyle: (pause with strange cross- eyed look) I can't see it because my eyes are on it.