Kyle: my underwear is my poo-poo's home.
Christina: but the toilet is supposed to be your poo-poo's home.
Kyle: no, the toilet is our old pet fish's home... Remember?
Ian: (thinking to self) don't laugh... don't laugh... don't laugh...
Kyle: my underwear is my poo-poo's home.
Christina: but the toilet is supposed to be your poo-poo's home.
Kyle: no, the toilet is our old pet fish's home... Remember?
Ian: (thinking to self) don't laugh... don't laugh... don't laugh...
The pacifier fairy came to the house today during kyle's nap and traded him a toy for one of his pacifiers. Tonight he put all of his pacifiers under his pillow. Hahaha, that kid didn't realize he's been sitting on a gold mine. Christina is so clever.
Kyle: This street has a lot of cracks in it. I think it is about to hatch.
Me: Watch your head
Kyle: (pause with strange cross- eyed look) I can't see it because my eyes are on it.