Saturday, November 27, 2010

Breakout 2010

Broke out the cardboard and the adidas jumpsuits. It's Breakout 2010!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Game Time

While shopping yesterday, Kyle and I played a game called "Put your hands in your pockets, stand in one spot and count to one hundred". Kyle seemed a little underwhelmed by the game's ending, which was me saying "Yeah! You won". He played it 3 times. I don't think he'll let me play that game with him again, but it was a nice while it lasted.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

On the List

I took 2 kids and a stroller to Pottery Barn today. A worker met me at the door and said "What are you looking for? I'll get it for you."

I didn't recognize her so I have to assume that the last time I took the kids there they posted our photos in the break room with a note that said "do NOT let these people roam unattended in the store".

Tuesday, November 9, 2010


My 17 month old daughter sings along to Katie Perry's California Girls and dances her ass off to the G6 (slizzard) song. So I figured I would start looking for family therapists now. Any references?

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Somebody Help Me

I have absolutely NO idea what time it is. I have a clock that says 8:00, one that says 6:00 and one that says 7:00 and Christina's phone says something different than mine. My kids are up, but it's dark out. WTF? I can't live my life like this. Somebody help me.