Friday, December 31, 2010

New Words

Kyle coined a new word this morning - "pee-peeness". It's the measure of how much you need to go pee. 

You could use it in a sentence like this: 

"My pee-peeness is huge right now. Would it be okay if I used your bathroom?"

 Or...

If you are waiting line at a public restroom, and the person behind you really needs to go, you can say "Why don't you go ahead, my pee-peeness is much smaller than yours.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Boogers

At Lowes with Kyle. He brought goggles for us. Safety first, manners second.


Friday, December 24, 2010

You Better Watch Out.

Santa's always watching you. Even at lunch... From the next table over.


Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Ninja vs. Street Sweeper

Kyle: Dad, what is a ninja?


Me: It's like a Japanses soldier.


Kyle: Hmmm, okay. I thought I wanted to be a ninja. But now I think I will be a street sweeper.