New Words

Kyle coined a new word this morning - "pee-peeness". It's the measure of how much you need to go pee. 

You could use it in a sentence like this: 

"My pee-peeness is huge right now. Would it be okay if I used your bathroom?"

 Or...

If you are waiting line at a public restroom, and the person behind you really needs to go, you can say "Why don't you go ahead, my pee-peeness is much smaller than yours.

Boogers

At Lowes with Kyle. He brought goggles for us. Safety first, manners second.

Christmas Box

Best Christmas gift ever!

You Better Watch Out.

Santa's always watching you. Even at lunch... From the next table over.

Ninja vs. Street Sweeper

Kyle: Dad, what is a ninja?


Me: It's like a Japanses soldier.


Kyle: Hmmm, okay. I thought I wanted to be a ninja. But now I think I will be a street sweeper.