Toddler Rager

When dropping Kyle off this morning, his teacher said "I heard Kyle had quite the birthday party yesterday". Then I heard another parent say, "Birthday party? It was more like a frat party." 

LOL. Not sure how to take that.

Toddler Travel

Kyle: Is Japan open even at night?


Me: Yes.


Kyle: Okay, good.



I don't know what this kid is planning, but I'm going to lock up his passport when I get home.

On the Edge

We started keeping a squirt bottle in the car so that we can squirt anybody who screams or whines while we are driving. Works great, and the mean dad in me loves doing it :)

So, if you see me out and about and my kids are soaking wet, you'll know I'm on the edge.