Friday, July 22, 2011

Waterslides and Golden Showers


In honor of my mom...

When we were young, my parents took us to Manteca Waterslides with another family. Most of the kids were old enough to go on the slides, but my brother, Shea was still really little and couldn't do much other than hang out in the kiddie pool, which was actually quite crowded that day. So, my parents hung out on the lawn near the Kiddie pool within ear reach of Shea.

After a couple of hours playing in the water, Shea got out of the pool and ran over to my mom. He said, "I have to go pee really bad". The bathrooms were pretty far away, and Shea REALLY needed to go. So my mom gave him a wink and whispered, "Eh, just go in the pool." So Shea ran back to the pool and my parents went back to chatting with their friends.

A minute later, a lady started screaming. And then more screams... My parents and everybody immediately looked over. And there was Shea, standing at the edge of the pool, shorts around his ankles, peeing down on all the little children and families in the kiddie pool.

1 comment:

  1. There's a side conversation happening on Facebook that needs to be up here. So funny...

    Denise Leeman:
    This isn't about you boys, but one summer your parents decided to RV camp on a blacktop at the waterslides on Hwy 132, out of Modesto. I was living in Turlock at the time and asked a friend to join me in surprising your parents. It was late, 9-ish. We stopped and got beer and then I sent my friend to the door with the beer and I hid around the corner. When Jo came to the door, Ian Sr., in the background, says "who is it?" Jo said "I don't know who she is but she has beer! Come on in!!" Typical Jo!

    Sue Alread:
    lol I remember that trip. we were there too. that's when Shea peed from the edge of the pool, into the pool, the other mothers had a fit. lol jo thought it was funny. one too many you know.

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