Joelle: Are you a married woman, like my mother?
Babysitter: ...(shocked)... Did you just ask me if I was a married woman?
Joelle: Yeah. Are you a married woman?
Babysitter: Uh... No.
It just so happens that our babysitter is very young, and recently got pregnant while engaged – none of which Christina or I have talked about in front of the kids. Way to give the sitter a complex, Joelle. And by the way, you just turned two. Shouldn't you still be babbling nonsensically? What's up with inquisition?