We were driving in the car today and that song from LMFAO, "I'm Sexy and I Know It" came on the radio. Both Kyle and Joelle started singing ALL the words perfectly. So, I started singing with (actually over) them but with alternate lyrics: "I'm six. See? Yeah, I know it!".
Kyle: Uh, dad. That's not how it goes.
Me: Yeah it is.
Kyle: Six? That doesn't even make sense. He says "I'm SEXY and I know it".
Me: No, I don't think so. Sexy?!? Pshhhh. What does that even mean? (expecting him to laugh at this nonsense word.)
Kyle: Oh, that's when you're cute and people want to be with you.
Joelle: I'm SEXY and I know it!
...Oh shit.