Hair Apparent

Double slam tonight...

Joelle: Daddy, let me put this clip in your hair.
Me: Okay
Joelle: No. Lift up your shirt and show me your hair.

Kyle: I'm so cold right now. Let's snuggle.
Me: Yeah, I'm cold too.
Kyle: What?!? You're cold? How? You have all that hair all over your body.

Seriously? I'm not THAT hairy guys... am I? Okay, maybe time for some manscaping.