Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day... I Think


This morning, while giving mother's day gifts to Christina, Kyle told her that he had been working on a song at school that he would like to sing for her. So, he sang a very nice song about how much he lovers her.

Not to be outdone, Joelle told her that she had been working on a song as well. And since she goes to the same school as Kyle, it made sense that maybe they had been leaning a Mother's Day song as well. Here was her song:

Mommyyyyyyy. I love youuuuu!
Well, actually, sometimes I dooooon't.
And sometimes there's bugs in this hoooouse.
And I really don't like that.

Touching.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Horse With An Unfortunate Name


Joelle was hopping around the house and holding her crotch this morning.

Me: What's going on Joelle? Do you have to go potty?

Joelle: No, I'm riding a horse.

Me: Oh, okay. What's your horse's name?

Joelle: Um... Tagina?